I’m John Parker – a native iOS and backend PHP developer located in the enchanting tedium of Bournemouth (it has seven miles of golden sands, you know) on the south coast of the UK.
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(on a good day)
I’m going to try writing more, but as with most endeavours I’ll likely fail. Still, let’s see if we can’t at least have some fun along the way.